The Lori Loughlin college admissions mess scandal continues.
The main scammer in question, Lori Loughlin, also known as Full House’s Aunt Becky, was sentenced to 2 months in prison today. Her husband, fashion designer Mossimo Giannuli (like ‘Mossimo’ from Target), was sentenced to 5 months.
Lori Loughlin Admissions Scandal Recap
If you live under a rock and don’t know what I’m talking about, here’s what’s been going down over the past year or so: Lori Loughlin, her husband, and about 50 other people lied and schemed their mediocre children’s’ way into top universities across the country. How did they do that? Well, they paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to a man named William Rick Singer to aid them in said scheming, committing fraudulent acts such as fluffing the kids’ SAT scores and fabricating their sports credentials.
In Lori and Mossimo’s case, they paid $500,000 to have their daughters accepted onto the USC rowing team. Now, if you’ve seen their daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Rose, you’ll know that those girlies haven’t rowed a day in their lives. I’d be surprised if they even kayaked, honestly. I get more yachting vibes from them.
Anyway, the FBI investigated and busted all these people. Over the last year, they’ve gone to trial, accepted plea deals, and been sentenced. Ms. Loughlin though, in one of the dumbest decisions made since Jay Z cheated on Beyoncé, did not accept a deal. So basically, sis was asking for an orange jumpsuit.
And, after all this, Olivia Jade and Isabella Rose are no longer enrolled at USC. I have to be petty and ask, “Was it worth it?”
It’s a shame — I’m such a big fan of Full House. In the past, whenever I’ve seen Ms. Loughlin in other projects (read: Lifetime movies), I’d always remember her as Aunt Becky, the lucky lady who got to lay down with fine ass Uncle Jesse. Now when I, and I’m sure many others, look at her, I see her for who she really is: A scammer who did not deserve Uncle Jesse.