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The only reason Scott Disick exists in my orbit of thought is because his fairytale with Kourtney Kardashian is yet to be complete. I follow his IG, not for photos of him frolicking on the beach with his new, young, hot model GF but because I will always ship Scottney (not sure if that’s their ship name thing but let’s make it a thing). If I was creating an aim name in 2021, Scottney4EVER would be mine.
One thing Scott has had going for him, is that he’s consistently been attractive. I mean he’s been a dick 10 out of 18 seasons of Keeping Up but his overall look… I always thought he was good-looking, especially in recent years. BUT NOW.
Scott Disick looks like the real Slim Shady just slapped him upside the head with a box of hair die sans toner. I mean it’s actually yellow.
And what’s with the spikiness? Did we not learn enough from Gorilla Glue girl? Hair gel is from the devil and there is no reason Lord Disick should own any.
With the 19-year-old girlfriend, new badly bleached hair, and that neon Lambo (🤮), dude is screaming, “I’m in a mid-life crisis”. One, that maybe getting back with the love of his life, Kourtney, could probably mend. Just sayin’.
What do you think of Scott’s new hair?