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You all know Kim Kardashian is dating Pete Davidson and Kanye West is dating Julia Fox. Don’t ask me who Julia Fox is. Cause I don’t know and I don’t think I’ll ever care to find out. All I know is she’s an actress that struck a deal with the devil Kanye. Truly, it makes no sense how he has escalated so quickly with her but revenge is a funny thing. The only thing that makes sense is that Kanye is with Julia to make Kim jealous. I really can’t think of anything else that makes logical sense at this point. It’s a tit for tat situation.

But for some strange reason, I buy Kim and Pete over Kanye and Julia. Kim seems super happy with Pete. Like, I know they aren’t end game or anything but the connection feels genuine. Kanye and Julia feel calculated. It’s like Kanye sees Kim kiss Pete on SNL so he goes and gets a full-page spread in a magazine with Julia, a woman he met a week prior. Super strange, you guys. At least Kim and Pete are out they’re doing regular things like going to the mall which I’m sure Kim hasn’t done in ages since being with Kanye, the anti-label king that actually slandered Pete as a “mall shopper”. Oh, really Kanye? You’re using “mall-shopper” as an insult. Well, I’m pretty sure you just insulted 97% of the entire world. Cause where else are we supposed to shop as regular people with regular jobs. Oh and also. Guess what? YEEZYS ARE AT THE MALL you freaking dumbass.

And look I’m someone that gives Kanye the benefit of the doubt most of the time. But homeboy does not think before he speaks. I wish he would think more. Sigh.

Anyway, how long will these relationships last? Honestly curious how this will all play out.